DO NOT TRY this at home (or anywhere) but apparently you can eat the red berries of the yew tree. They’re said to taste like lychees. Crunch through the seeds in the middle of the berry, though, and that’s you snookered: convulsions, nausea, vomiting, and unconsciousness, followed by death. The rest of the yew tree, including the bark, needles and sap, is also a no-go for foragers: just 50g is the lethal dose, and any mushrooms growing from a yew’s trunk can also be infused with its deadly taxine alkaloids, which when ingested lead to cardiac arrest.
The toxicity of the yew tree forms part of a long legacy across European folklore. Symbolically, yews have stood for millennia at the boundary between life and death, a living monument in churchyards…