Geoffrey Dutton
December 30th marks a century since Geoffrey John Fraser Dutton was born: biomedical researcher, poet, wild water snorkeller, mountaineer and author of ‘the funniest outdoor stories’. Over 40 humorous tales of the Doctor and his two companions, the Apprentice and an unnamed narrator, are collected in The Ridiculous Mountains and Nothing so Simple as Climbing. ‘The scene of their disasters and delights is usually Scotland, where they first gnawed the global crust.
This is no disadvantage, mountain problems and protagonists being everywhere similar.’ Adventures include caving, birdwatching, angling, skiing, sailing, canoeing, deerstalking, paragliding, moss-gathering and mountain rescue, and involve dogs, flies, archaeologists, midges, gamekeepers, poltergeists and the police. Dutton was also a horticulturalist, forging a nine-acre ‘marginal garden’ from a bouldery hillside in Perthshire and writing about it…