DISCOVERY Fungi MY EYES ARE drawn to smoked haddock. It's undoubtedly not smoked haddock, but the yellow, wavy heads of these Chanterelles rising from the leaf litter certainly look like it. Just a few steps later, I narrowly avoid stepping on a delicate, tiny beetroot-red umbrella. Then, treading more carefully, I spot another cap poking out of the moss, whose skirt looks like it's being blown up in the wind.
Finally, after 20 minutes of repeatedly stopping, kneeling down, carefully observing (often with one cheek on the floor), then ID-ing, I make it back to the path… I'd only wandered 10 yards off-track for a call of nature.
Tom, our photographer, is lying on his front, getting close-up shots of a Milkcap, which looks rather like how a blood cell…