DO YOU REMEMBER MUTTLEY FROM Wacky Races cussing and swearing? Well, that was me one morning, reading my emails over the first coffee of the day. The AS1-C-style fork springs weren’t available, no one had them Stateside, and despite lots of websites that side of the pond actually showing stock, they didn’t exist… ruffing, chuffing, snuffing, scuffing, etc. Still, we’re made of sterner stuff, aren’t we? Stiff upper lip and all that. Once suitably smarmed with rubber grease, the spring could be persuaded to fit inside the gaiters, which only left the spring seats and packers I couldn’t find last time. Giving that up as a bad job, I smiled nicely at my mate Sean Allen, who blithely manufactured everything one Saturday afternoon – if only I had the resources…