Innholdsfortegnelse for September 2017 i Chat It's Fate

I saw psychic medium Charlotte Cody in 2015 when I felt lost in life and love. Within five minutes, Charlotte said I was a leader, a jack-of-all-trades, and that I had lots of creative ideas. She was right! Charlotte then said that though I’d been betrayed by a dark-haired woman – my ex – my wounds would heal in time. She saw me on stage and on TV, and soon after I was blessed with both roles. She also noticed the presence of my late grandfather, trying to help my mum, who’d just lost her mother. Charlotte said I was acting as a conduit for my grandfather, helping him pass on love. Have you had an amazing reading lately that you’d like to share with us? Or have you taken…

Boss in a million When I did an aromatherapy course back in 1993, I realised I was a natural spiritual healer. That’s when I met my spirit guide, a Chinese man who’s an Ascended Master – people who’ve evolved over many lives and dwell in a higher dimension. My guide is at least 600 years old. He has kind eyes, a wrinkled face, and a white beard. He dresses all in blue. When he’s close, our energies merge. My face becomes wrinkled like his. I even stroke my top lip, like he strokes his moustache! He’s always there for me. ‘My child, trust that we’re here for you,’ he tells me. He is beside me when I do readings. And he’s in charge of my team of spirit guides. He’s…

Do your strong hunches often turn out to be accurate? Then you’ve surely lived before – many times. Exceptional intuition of this kind means you can access your unconscious mind when you don’t mean to – a byproduct of returning to Heaven after each life, so your knowledge of your true self became stronger. As you’ve spent as much time in spirit as you have on the Earth plane, you have access to your whole being, not just the surface. Most people have to work at this, learning to meditate, taking lessons in how to engage with their inner soul, whereas you can easily dip into universal wisdom. Jenny has just brought out her first Kindle novel, Angel Heart. Get it on Amazon for £1.99.…

Q&A Cold makes my asthma worse Dear Jayda Autumn and winter makes my asthma worse. Do you know of an alternative remedy? Nadine, 38, Bridlington Dear Nadine Damp, cold air can trigger asthma attacks. Acupuncture, homeopathy and yoga are helpful, but use alongside your medications. The Buteyko Breathing Technique is said to ease symptoms. It teaches you how to breathe through the nose rather than the mouth, which dries out the airways. It’s good for stress, too. Contact www.buteykobreathing.org He’s covered in warts! Dear Jayda My 5-year-old son has loads of warts, mostly behind his ear, in his armpits and on his belly. Should I get them removed? He's not keen! Bex, 40, Inverness Dear Bex It sounds like your son has a viral infection called molluscum contagiosum, common in…

‘People expect paranormal investigators to be goths’ ‘I was soon seeing spirits including the ghost of a nurse’ ‘Some of the entities we find have never been human’ Standing in front of the mirror, I teased my hair into place. Then carefully applied foundation, mascara and bright lippy. Not for a night out, though. It was to see local spectres! See, I was off to hold a paranormal investigation with my ghost-hunting group Phantasmic Paranormal. At the venue, I met up with Emily, 18, the other Phantasmic girl. Glammed up, too, she looked dead gorgeous! ‘You weren’t what I was expecting!’ the owner gasped. We always take people by surprise. Glam hunters They expect paranormal investigators to be men, or goth girls dressed in black. We’re different. We’re here to…

Push I needed! At an investigation at the Galleries of Justice Museum in Nottingham, we did a vigil in a cave with a ouiji board and by calling out for spirits. I thought my friend was scaring me by putting her face up to mine, so I pushed her away. But my hand went through the face! I was freaked out, but after that I was hooked and set up my own paranormal team. Julie Staniland, Leeds Flower power Two years ago, I worked in a care home and a resident kept orchids. When she died, I took a wilting one home and it began to flower. One day I spoke in my mind to the lady who it belonged to and said, ‘Your orchid’s beautiful again’. I looked at…

Joanna’s monthly blog Time for courage The communication planet is getting back on line, turning direct in fiery Leo on the 5th. This is the stuff of announcements, creative decisions and bold moves. Some events will be packed with drama, especially as Mercury’s turnaround is followed by the Full Moon on the 6th in super sensitive Pisces. Emotions are running high, but the time is right for truth and courage. Keep calm This new cycle on the 20th is important for your romantic life, as Venus also enters Virgo on the same day. Whatever life chucks at you, think about creating an oasis of calm, or let a new relationship develop. Fresh starts with money, new jobs or any moves aimed at eradicating debt are also part of the picture.…

Your relationship Mercury is very powerfully placed, especially on the 5th. Turning points close to this date are crucial, and whatever is unfolding in your own life will have an impact on your partner, too. Just remember to pull together in the right direction. New love Lucky Jupiter will soon be leaving your Romance Sector, but before that happens, it catches up with love planet Venus on the 15th. What a date to initiate a conversation with someone you’re interested in. Don’t duck the issue if you want to keep love light. Avoid a relationship that ties you down. Career and money Why are you being drawn back towards your past? Is there a reason your home pulls on you like a magnet? These are good questions to ask if…

Your relationship Venus in your sign until the 20th brings honey to your love life. You’re at your most seductive, so use your femme fatale wiles If you’ve been waiting to reignite passion. Your partner wants to know what turns you on. A subject that was supposedly closed is reopened, but this time revelations change everything. New love Make the most of Venus in your sign until the 20th. Use your natural charm to win hearts and dress to impress whilst the planet of beauty is in your part of the Zodiac. A liaison moves onto the next level on the 13th to the 18th. There’s a global theme to love, whether it’s a trip or rekindling with a foreign lover. Career and money Don’t throw in the towel when…

Your relationship A partner may be presenting a stiff upper lip, or maybe they’ve just been uncommonly taciturn. Either way, this doesn’t sit well with your open nature. Speak up! Mercury’s turnaround on the 5th means spelling things out in black and white – on both sides. New love You’re on a mission to keep the summer vibe going as long as possible, and feeling joyful spills over into your romantic life. If there’s an opportunity to hook up with someone you met a few weeks ago, jump at the chance. It’s up to you whether love thrives. You have other priorities in life, and your freedom remains a strong pull. Career and money Put time and energy into your working life as September’s a brilliant month for career. When…

Your relationship You may have reached the stage of two’s company, three’s a crowd, but no relationship is an island. That said, beware of any third party coming between you. Other commitments are also eating into ‘us’ time, but Mercury’s turnaround in your Partnership Sector means these could also be fun. New love Love works in mysterious ways, and you may be surprised by an unexpected event. It could even be that someone you gave up on pops back with new hope. The first week of September promises a great deal, but the stand-out dates for love are the 13th-18th. Career and money Money matters require attention. Be diligent, read the small print and ensure your finances are organised. If you’ve let things slip, turn to an expert. The New…

Our dog has gone missing and I’m torn apart by guilt Dear Miss Crimebuster I'm devastated and riddled with guilt that I left our cherished family miniature poodle in the garden when I popped into town. My sister thinks I left the gate open and won't speak to me. I think someone jumped the fence and nicked her. Will we get her back? Nikki, 16, Derby Dear Nikki A young man climbed over the fence at the back of your garden, which has lots of pots and a shed. He grabbed your dog and left through the gate. Sadly you won’t get her back as he sold her to breeders, but she’s being well cared for. Your sister will soften soon, and another dog will restore happiness. Could it be…

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‘Right from the start, I knew I was different’ I’m a woman. And for me, the word woman is spelt G-O-D-D-E-S-S. Divine. Celestial. Immortal. Gorgeous. But it’s taken me a long time to accept it. ‘Look at me,’ I cried into the mirror. ‘I’m obese.’ It was March last year. And I was big. I was 21st big, to be precise. And a whopping dress size-38. Far too much for my 5ft 9in frame. Now, I’m not saying curves aren’t beautiful. They are. But mine were getting dangerous. Slim I’d be out of breath walking for the bus, I’d break out in a sweat just popping out for a pint of milk. Not healthy at all. And the thing is, I hadn’t always been like this. Twelve years before, I’d…

You might wake up feeling on top of the world, but by the time you’ve faced long delays, done an imitation of a sardine in a tin or been stuck in a traffic jam, your stress levels are sky high! Research shows that commuting has a negative impact on your well-being. Anxiety levels Commuters are more likely to suffer joint pain and insomnia. People who take the train have higher anxiety levels than those who drive a car. Cyclists might enjoy better physical fitness, but they have the highest anxiety levels of any other mode of transport. Oh dear, it’s amazing we get any work done! Chill out zone Stay in your happy place and get the most out of your travel time with the following: Create your own calming…

Crystal fact Lemon quartz Also known as the Oro Verde (green gold) quartz, this beautiful gemstone has been gently irradiated to give a beautiful yellow colour, the hue of happiness. Lemon quartz is a good luck stone, so carry it with you when you’re going for a job interview, sitting your driving test or taking exams! It helps recovery post surgery, stops hunger pangs when on a diet and can even reduce cigarette cravings! Lemon quartz can mainly be found in Brazil. Ghostly Inspirations Agatha Christie We owe Agatha Christie (1 890-1976) a great debt - the world without Miss Marple and Hercule Poirot would be a sadder place! One of the best-selling authors ever, Agatha Christie lived at this spacious house in Holland Park from 1934-1941. It gave her…

‘She had a very vivid dream about her dead son’ Signs across the divide Bowl of cherries? In 2005, I was 9 when my uncle Sergei fell from a fifth floor balcony of a shopping mall. Age 34, miraculously, he survived the accident but was badly injured. Tragically, his life ended five years later because of epilepsy caused by the accident. Before his funeral, his mother (my grandmother) Fevronia, now 67, was preparing food for the next day. She’d host all of his family, friends and colleagues. That night, she had a vivid dream of her dead son. ‘The food you have prepared is brilliant,’ his voice said. ‘But the cherries you bought for dessert are rubbish!’ Waking up feverish in the morning, she put his strange words to the…

Your relationship If you’re avoiding an issue out of fear of confrontation, shake it up! Worries diminish as soon as they’re shared, so confide in your other half. You need to build a deeper intimacy and be clear about what you’re looking for. This gives your partner the chance to have their say, too. New love Love planet Venus enters your Romance Sector on the 20th, the same day as a New Moon highlights new love. Join a dating agency to meet someone special. In fact, September holds promise to be one of the most loving months of the year. Put your mistakes behind you and let go of a lover who doesn’t deserve you. Career and money If events have changed the course of your life, you may find…

Your relationship Finances can cause trouble in any relationship, but it’s important to keep money matters out in the open. You may not be short of cash, but rows may blow up about what it should be spent on. Take a step back. Your Communication Sector is buzzing, so there’s all sorts of far more interesting topics up for discussion, too. New love You may be champing, but slow down. Get to know the desired one better. The more you talk, the more you discover, so listen intently and read between the lines. A new lover has a romantic outlook, but double check they have their feet planted firmly on the ground. Career and money You haven’t given this much thought recently, but it’s time to update your skills. If…

Your relationship You’re in possession of a huge vision, and Mars journeying through Virgo from the 5th signals that you’ll work out the nitty gritty. Talk about your plans. Beware of being heavy-handed though. Your partner may be in awe of you, so treat them tenderly. New love You have two options this month. Either you could put all your energy into everyday life and live an orderly existence. Or you could tap into the wildness in your soul and unleash your free spirit. The Full Moon on the 6th in romantic Pisces is a wonderful date to let your passion out to play. A good friend may be getting closer… Career and money Use and schmooze your contacts early in September. You’re a pocket dynamo at work, and the…

Your relationship You’re not known for being a prima donna, but if the alternative is being a doormat, then there’s only one course of action. Process things as they happen. In other words, don’t stew. The Full and New Moons highlight your Communication and Learning Sectors. An open heart will win the day. New love If you’re a typical Capricorn, you’re not interested in a ‘love me and leave me’ scenario. You thrive best when you know where you stand. If you’ve recently met someone new, now’s the time to explore further. Only allow them access into your soul when you know what makes them tick. Career and money If financial matters are raising their head, start negotiations on the 5th when Mercury turns direct in your Finance Sector. This…

‘I knew it’d happen, but what could I do to stop it?’ ‘Sharon and I set up a paranormal investigation group’ Walking home, I saw my friend Peter waiting at the end of my street. ‘There he is,’ I told my mum Jeanette. Mum smiled. She couldn’t see Peter, no-one but me could. He was a spirit. Luckily, kind, caring Mum humoured me. So when I refused to eat my dinner unless Peter ate with me, Mum served him up a plate, too. I even made her take him to the toilet! Peter Peter was with me all the time, except for when I went out with Mum or my dad Brian. Then Peter would walk with me to the junction at the end of the street, wait for me…

‘Morgan gave Peace the strength to pull through’ When I became the owner of 3-year-old horse Peace in November 2009, our bond was instant. I knew what he was thinking, heard his voice in my head. I was certain we’d been together in a past life as Native Americans. He was my soul mate. He’s ill Then, one day in September 2015, I got up early as usual to see him. But a girl from the stables rang. ‘Something’s wrong with Peace,’ she said. ‘I think it’s colic.’ In horses, it can be life-threatening. Panic-stricken, I asked my vet to meet at the stables. I could hear him calling me. ‘Mummy, I’m dying,’ he said. My heart broke. Arriving, I took one look at Peace and I knew he had…

‘Dad’s life story is like something from a movie’ Growing up, it wasn’t unusual to find a severed hand on the kitchen table or a crushed torso in the living room. My dad brought them home, but the stray body parts were made of bronze, which he restored. The squashed torso was an Rodin sculpture someone had tried to steal. Only the thief had dropped it as they fled, and it went under a car. Dad was tasked with putting it back together again. Remarkable His work had always fascinated me, and in my 20s I followed in his footsteps. Now, I restore historic statues. But that’s not the only way my remarkable dad John has influenced me. His life story is like something from a movie, and inspired my…

‘I used my cauldron to create magical remedies’ Drastic action How could I have doubted Kali? My first step was to see my doctor. Like Kali, he knew I needed help. He referred me to Birmingham Heartlands Hospital. ‘You’d benefit from a gastric sleeve,’ the consultant there said. ‘Thank you, Kali,’ I whispered. A gastric sleeve op reduces your stomach to the size of a golf ball. So you can’t have two pizzas for lunch because there just isn’t room. Drastic, yes. But what choice did I have? Protection The day before the operation, I cast a spell for protection and strength. And it worked. The operation turned out to be a huge success. In the days and weeks afterwards, I used the cauldron I keep in the kitchen of…

Q&A He died in the same way twice Dear Jenny Could I have known someone in a past life, who died the same way in this lifetime? Suzanne, 41, Pomeroy, County Tyrone, Northern Ireland Dear Suzanne This encompasses two past life themes – that we know the same person in more than one life, and that people get stuck in cycles, because they revert to the familiar. Soul groups are sets of people that interact in many lives, and are often some form of soul mate. Then if they die the same way they did before, this can be their mistake, or, it can be a strong wake-up call to the person who loved them in this lifetime. As I explain in my book, Soul Angels, these experiences are mind-openers.…

‘James and I were excited, happy and terrified’ We were excited, happy, and terrified. ‘We’ll manage,’ my hubby James, 28, reassured me. ‘We’ll have to!’ ‘You’re going to be such a good dad,’ I told him. It was October 2014, we’d just found out we were expecting twins. Boys, we decided to call Alfie and Charlie. But then, bad news… Surgery That December, me and James were having our 16-week scan… ‘I’m sorry,’ the doctor said. ‘Your babies have twin to twin transfusion syndrome. Blood isn’t flowing evenly between them. Charlie is getting a lot of blood – as well as all the good nutrients it contains. Alfie is hardly getting any.’ The happiness, excitement, nervousness vanished. Replaced by fear. ‘Everything’s going to be OK, isn’t it?’ I asked the…

Is it worth bothering? Dear Katie I’m getting frustrated with work and need a change. Is what I’m on the brink of worth the effort? Carolyn, 49, Milton Keynes Dear Carolyn Your aura’s multi-layered, reflecting your mixed feelings. You have a creative soul with a loving heart and great communicative skills. Fears of the future, insecurity and low self-esteem are holding you back. But opportunity’s coming, and the angels are on your case. Your fave colours interpreted Dear Katie Will my spiritual growth flourish, and my dream of writing a book come true? My three favourite colours are purple, silver and coral. Judy, 58, Glasgow Dear Judy Your colours reveal a positive future. Purple shows your creative spirit, sensitive silver inspires clairvoyance and reflection, and coral needs sunlight to grow.…

Call on angels for harmony What can you do if your neighbours are causing you hassle? Call on these angels if you need neighbourly harmony! Alpiel: Looks after fruit trees, and could stop kids from scrumping your apples. Af Bri: Angel of Rain, handy to know if the smoke from the neighbour’s bonfire is going on your laundry. Gagiel: Protects your fishponds from the local cats. Shamshiel: Sorts problems if high hedges and trees block out light. Trgiaob: Angel of Fowl, useful if the chickens are waking you up! Also, in the interests of goodwill and harmony, call on the Archangels Gabriel and Rhamiel to bring peace to all. Michelle Cherub’s corner My son Jed, 9, wanted to swim, but was scared. I found him practising by putting his face…

Q&A The baby’s outline was so real Dear Roi de Lune Recently, I had a really vivid dream where I was about to give birth and I could clearly feel the outline of the baby. I am well beyond childbearing age though, and I’ve never had kids! Estelle, 57, Nottingham Dear Estelle Something of great personal significance is taking shape. This might be the pursuit of a new goal different to the ones you usually have or the nurturing of a new talent you’ve recently discovered. Let them emerge and grow into something wonderful! I failed my mission Dear Roi de Lune I dreamt I was going to the top of the Empire State building to light the World Light. It was similar to a massive Aztec pyramid with houses…

Your relationship You like things to happen fast, but slow down! If you expect too much, you’ll only be accused of nagging. Your planet Mars, now on his way through meticulous Virgo, means you’d be wise to consider less obvious tactics. Tolerance will do more for your love life than anything else, especially around the 15th. New love You’d be a fool to pretend you’re happy if you’re not. There’s a side to you that craves freedom and it’s on red alert. Think twice if you’re starting something new. This is a dynamite month for a passionate liaison, especially on the 2nd. If someone you met in summer reappears, the timing’s perfect. Career and money It’s back to school this month as your Work sector is busy. If you’re on…

Your relationship You may feel your partner isn’t satisfying your needs, but be patient. Passionate Mars in your sign on the 5th, followed by the Full Moon in your Partnership Sector the next day, sets the scene for lights, camera, action! Your enthusiasm’s infectious and very sexy, too. New love Once your ruler Mercury is back to direct motion on the 5th, your self-confidence soars. Use the rush of Virgo activity to look after your heart, and refuse to endure a one-sided relationship. Be clear about what you do and don’t want. Speak up for love you deserve. Career and money You’re brimming with motivation with a host of personal planets in your sign. Great news if you work for yourself or in sales. You’re more than capable of helping…

Your relationship Venus in majestic Leo gives you the upper hand until the 18th. Even if a partner’s being cranky, they secretly admire your ability to stay strong. The praise may be late in coming, but just enjoy the chance to get under each other’s skin. The closer you are, the easier it will be to take on an exciting but major change. New love Friendship can blossom into love now and surprise you. The 2nd and 18th are special dates when you may be hit by love at first sight. There’s a theme of secrets for much of September, so you have to wait a while to go public with a romantic liaison. Once the Sun enters Libra on the 22nd, then you can shout them from the rooftops!…

Your relationship Action man Mars arrives in your Partnership Sector on the 5th, followed by the Full Moon in your sign and opposite Neptune the next day. This sensitises your love life to an extraordinary degree. Emotions spill over, which is good if you’re besotted with each other, but touchy if you’ve got grievances. New love This month highlights romance, whether you finally decide to make a go of it with the old, or you meet someone new. That special person is your opposite, but you complement each other perfectly. The 20th is perfect for new love beginnings. Career and money A job can make your life more joyful now, especially if you get on well with your fellow workies. Don’t feel pressured to take on a more responsible position…

Go nuts Utan & Tone Coconut Tanning Water, £17.99, Superdrug makes tanning your face easy! The mist hydrates your skin, giving it a natural glow that develops in four to six hours. Heaven scent Gorgeous for the daytime, Yardley London English Freesia Eau de Toilette, £14.99, Boots, is light and delicate with a gorgeous citrus twist. Did you know? They might be known for their scent, but freesias also represent friendship. Gorgeous contours Hoola Quickie Contour Stick, £23.50, Benefit, is perfect for contouring your face quickly. It looks dark, but it blends well, meaning one shade works on most faces! Have you heard? Shine bright You might not always feel like you’re glowing, but according to scientists, bodies give off a tiny amount of light that’s too weak for the…

Witch report Wealthy Englishwoman, Dorothy Clutterbuck, was the head of one of the oldest covens of witches in the early 20th Century. She’s credited for initiating Gerald Gardner into the craft. Gerald, Britain’s Chief Witch, was also known as the father of modern witchcraft. Originally from India, Dorothy prized her privacy and kept her involvement with the pagan movement secret. Your September ritual Tap into your personal power and achieve your dreams with this ritual. Tie red ribbon around rosemary, then hang it above your bed. Every night, pinch the rosemary and say: ‘May the power within my soul, help me reach this treasured goal.’ Then see yourself reaching it! Riddle’s remedies Dear Holly I've got to give a presentation and I'm terrified. Holly, 24, Worcester Dear Holly You need…

He became really toxic Dear Yasmin My emotions are all over the place. My husband became abusive and toxic, so I left him. The kids and I are much happier, but I still feel sadness for the man he once was. He’s already got someone else. Emily, 31, Reading Dear Emily You’ve had Saturn, the great truth bringer, going across your planets for the past few years. You’ve shown great courage, and happy planet Jupiter arrives this month – the start of a long cycle when you’ll feel optimistic. You should soon feel healed, and there could be even be a new relationship on the horizon. The card you got was Great Mystery with the message: Trust you’re exactly where you need to be. Believe! Astrology reading It’s a high…

Neptune and Pluto go too slowly through all the signs in a lifetime, so impact generations, not individuals. Their position rules fashion, culture and belief. They move backwards at times, so if you were born in these years, check on line when the transition occurred – see bottom right. Pluto in Leo 1940 - 57 Personal expression, individuality and willpower are all yours. You invented the self-help book and threw away guilt. Y our mission was - and is - party on! Negative: You may be self-obsessed rather than self-respecting, with an ego that’s inflated but fragile. Positive: Find your own special talent and put it out there, while encouraging others to shine in their own way, too. Pluto in Virgo 1958 - 71 Yours is a perfectionist generation, believing…

‘How had the racing biker got through the gates?’ The other day my wife Sara came home from work, sat down at the kitchen table, and exclaimed that one of her work colleagues had seen a ghost. So, just a normal day-to-day conversation, really! She thought that you – dear reader – might like to read about it. So here is the incident… A shock Back in April 2014, Dawn – Sara’s friend – was walking to her local store with her daughter Kirsty, Kirsty’s daughter, and a friend. It was about 9pm …and it was dark. Their route took them through a cemetery, a short cut to the shop. Suddenly, Kirsty grabbed her friend, pulling her swiftly off the footpath. Just as she did this, a figure of a…