The team in Mountain Warehouse have seen it all before, got the synthetic wicking T-shirts. We’re obviously nervous and obviously clueless. You can see it in our inappropriate M&S food shop, nervous giggling and recent browsing history. (FYI, on the question of ‘Is walking up Ben Nevis hard?’, the internet is divided, obviously.)
‘Do you have layers?’ asks one assistant, smiling a concerned smile. No, why? The forecast’s mild. ‘That’s at the bottom. Let’s have a look at the summit… Yep, so, 40-50mph winds. Minus two degrees, feels like minus 13.’ T-shirts any good? ‘Not really. Cotton stays damp, and damp is cold. Do you have torches? Map and compass?’
Better, I suppose, that our credit cards meet with oblivion today than we do tomorrow.
Fast forward to the next…
