Illustration by Peter Strain Have you ever noticed the way Sebastian Vettel blinks? Whenever he’s interviewed – smiling slightly, like he’s teasing us with his answers – Vettel blinks incredibly slowly. It’s like he’s running at half speed. I think this might account for his driving skills: for the rest of us, it would like, schrrt-crump! – too much throttle and we’d wake up, bewildered, in the tyre barrier. For Vettel, everything happens in slow motion, allowing him to catch a spin while casually sampling his drinks bottle: ‘Oooohhh, ovveersteeeerrr…. mmmmmm blaaackcurrrannnt!’
Vettel’s slow blink came to mind when I met Carlos Sainz the other day. No, not Junior, I’m talking Sainz Senior, rally legend, El Matador, King Carlos. I can confirm: Carlos Sainz Sr doesn’t blink at all.
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