Samuel: What did the light bulb say to the detective?
Ben: No idea.
Samuel: “Let’s shed light on this mystery!”
—Samuel E., Montrose, Minnesota
JAMES: What always falls but never needs a bandage?
ROBERT: I don’t know.
JAMES: The rain.
James M., Norfolk, Virginia
HENRY: What’s a baby’s favorite reptile?
JIM: I don’t know.
HENRY: A rattlesnake.
Henry M., Studio City, California
Ayn: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Paul: Tell me.
Ayn: Because it’s too far to walk.
Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
A PUNNY BOOK: Harvesting Tree Nuts by Phil Burtz.
Annie M., West Linn, Oregon
WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: If James Bond was the most famous spy, doesn’t that make him the worst spy?
Ella R., Lynnwood, Washington
DYLAN: What did the pig put on his dry…