Emory: What do you call a swatting fly?
Faith: No idea.
Emory: A flyswatter.
—Emory M., Monterey, Indiana
AARON: Why did the scuba divers start laughing when they got near the coral reefs?
KAYLEE: Why?
AARON: They saw a clownfish.
Aaron B., Fremont, California
NATHAN:
What kind of pajamas does a storm cloud wear?
SEAN: I have no idea.
NATHAN: Thunderwear.
Nathan T., Shippensburg, Pennsylvania
Cameron: What fills up a room but takes up no space?
Robin: What?
Cameron: Light.
Cameron V., Raleigh, North Carolina
JEREMY: What did the horse say after it tripped?
ANDY: What?
JEREMY: “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
Spencer: What did Tennessee?
Tammy: Tell me.
Spencer: The same thing Arkansas.
Spencer G., Avon, Connecticut
RAMIRO: What do you call a…