JOHNNY: What do you get when you put an alligator in a vest?
SAMMY: I’m not sure.
JOHNNY: An investigator.
Johnny W., Fayetteville, Tennessee
Reid: What is Harry Potter’s favorite subject in school?
Devin: What?
Reid: Spelling.
Reid H., Commerce City, Colorado
MCKENNA: Why do trees hate tests?
LUKE: Why?
MCKENNA: The questions always stump them.
McKenna E., Palm Harbor, Florida
JAXON: Why do bees have sticky hair?
MASON: I’m not sure.
JAXON: Because they use honeycombs.
Jaxon R., Tulsa, Oklahoma
GARRIN: Where did the cat learn how to swim?
BILL: Where?
GARRIN: The kitty pool.
Garrin P., Castro Valley, California
MIKAIAH: Knock, knock.
SHILOH: Who’s there?
MIKAIAH: Knock, knock.
SHILOH: Knock, knock, who?
MIKAIAH: It’s me! I’m still knocking. Let me in.
Mikaiah H., Sioux Center, Iowa
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