Dear Car Thieves,
I like to think you are like Liam Neeson in “Taken.” You were racing through the streets of my town to rescue your daughter, and you needed a car, and, of course, there was mine waiting for you.
You may take my car, Liam Neeson.
I like to think you are Ethan Hunt, and for some reason your spy activities led you to my little town. The bad guys were on the run, and you needed transportation. There was no motorcycle, 2016 Hummer, or Jaguar available, so you lifted my 1997 Honda Accord. You had to, really, because the world was about to perish from a nuclear bomb or contagious disease being released to society.
You may take my car, Ethan Hunt.
IF YOU ARE NOT ETHAN…