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I’ve been waiting a lonnngggg time to write this column. For weeks. For months, actually. This column has become a Super Bowl tradition like no other.
In fact, it’s become my favorite column of the year, if you want to know the truth. Why? Because there’s no better time than Super Bowl week to punch a really enjoyable hole in the NFL’s most widely accepted—but hilariously fictional— bit of institutional propaganda. Which is:
That in the awesome and sacred National Football League, anybody can win. (Ho, ho, ho.)... And every team has a chance. (Ha, ha, ha.)... And the landscape is totally level. (Guffaw, guffaw, guffaw.)... And parity rules. (Har, har, hardy, har, har.)
Oh, really? Tell it to the Browns.
Yeah, if only baseball could be more…
