Well, you’ve been working very hard this year, and it seems your boss has noticed as well and has given you some extra vacation days. You’ve talked with your wife and suggested the Bahamas or Long Beach, California, but you’re not a beta male. So, if you ask your son, he says, “Disneyland or Legoland,” but you’re not a child. You’re a man, and danger is the only way to prove how masculine you are. Asking your dog seems to be a perfect choice, as he suggested sun tanning on the beautifully irradiated grounds of Chernobyl. You bring the idea up to your wife, but she simply does not understand how cool it would be to take a selfie with the elephant’s foot. Well, if Chernobyl isn’t going to fly…
