Overnight, the small, seaside village where I often fish has been transformed into a buzzing landscape of frazzled parents with tired kids, young lovers searching for the dunes, rent-a-cops, sailors in goofy hats, powerboaters wearing too much jewelry, bicycles, baby strollers, skateboards, boogie boards and ice cream cones that cost more than a gallon of gas. The hordes seem to materialize from the ether, like clouds of shad flies in early April: slow, clumsy, harmless, but annoying nonetheless. You just want to give them all a good swat.
More than a 100 people swarm the sidewalks, and no one looks like I do. It’s as if they were poured from the same dozen molds. They’re dressed in polo shirts and T-shirts, khaki shorts, nice jeans, skirts, boat shoes, sandals. You…