Yes, it’s Tito, like the alcohol. Tito is named after the founder of Tito’s Vodka, whom Tito’s dad, Bill, once had the pleasure of meeting. This issue’s featured pet is 8-year-old Tito, a laid-back English bulldog who lives in Phoenix, Arizona.
English bulldogs are the funniest, most loyal, stubborn, lazy, joyful, gaseous, life-of-the-party, loudest-snoring, proudest dog breeds—with absolutely no sense of personal space and an “I don’t give a crud” cat-like attitude—that you will ever have the pleasure of meeting. Tito is no exception. He loves to go to the office, play in 30-second spurts (it’s very tiring to play!), eat snacks, go for rides, meet new people, have his picture taken, and be scratched or rubbed all over his chubby pink, white, red, and black polka-dotted body. He…
