When someone says a quinoa bowl or nut milk smoothie “packs a protein punch,” what does that mean in numbers? To build a quantified taxonomy, we organized meats, nuts, bugs, dairy, grains, and legumes into a periodic table. Much like the elements, they get “heavier” (protein-density-wise) as they progress within their categories, and synthetic meats are at the bottom, where the lab-only actinides appear. And column two of the periodic table, where calcium lives? That’s where we put dairy, of course.
SOYLENT No, it’s not people. The techie foodreplacement drink gets its oomph from soy protein isolate.
LEGUMES Beans and pulses are nitrogen fixers— their roots collect nitrogen in the soil—which means they don’t need as much fertilizer and they enrich fields for other crops. Magical fruit, indeed.
VEAL Veal…