Peter Crouch: podcaster, memoirist, television presenter, ex-footballer. There is little argument about Crouchy as a pundit, a personality, a purveyor of footballing anecdote. Ne’s got it all – the insider knowledge, the humour, the self-deprecation, the approachability, and his keen eye for the moments of absurdity in the lives and careers of modern footballers.
But before we ask Crouchy to take us inside major football tournaments from a player’s perspective, let’s also celebrate Peter Crouch the top, top international player who scored 22 goals for England despite starting only 19 matches, with a further 23 appearances as a substitute. Ne scored a goal every 97 minutes at international level, while Gary Lineker scored every 137 minutes, Michael Owen hit the net every 151 minutes, and Wayne Rooney’s 53 international goals…
