“Sorry, we’re running a little behind.” When my five-year- old came home from his very first day in kindergarten, I excitedly asked, “So how was your first day of school?”
Dropping his backpack, he said, “Well, I’ll tell you one thing: I am never going back to that place.”
—KAY MARSKE Bettendorf, Iowa
I was new to the South when I stopped off at a fast-food restaurant. When my order arrived, I pointed out that the dressing on the salad was orange rather than the ranch I had asked for.
“Oh, sorry, hon,” the clerk replied. “You said ranch. I thought you said Franch.”
—DEBRA GRIZZLE Royston, Georgia
Mom, who is 94 and an avid reader, was perusing a list of new books from the public library when she noted…