PAID CHURCH LEAVE
While in church, a little girl was getting restless and whispered very loudly: ‘Mummy if we give the money now can we go home early?’ DANIELLE HAYES, WODONGA, VIC.
LIVELY TALKING
Attempting to stimulate my grandson’s imagination, I asked him: ‘If you could spend a day talking to any person, living or dead, who would you choose?’ After pausing he replied: ‘The living one.’ S. WILLIAMS, TATURA, VIC.
PENCIL IT IN
My daughter is always coming up with excuses. This morning when I asked her where her homework was, she replied: ‘It’s still in my pencil.’ M. WURFEL, HILLCREST, SA.
HEIGHT OF CHATTER
Recently, I was explaining to my six-year-old granddaughter that despite being a tall, well-built nan now, I had been a very tiny baby, much…
