“See? See? She’s the one getting hair all over your pillow.”—Jim Carpenter, Lac Louisa, Que. “I knew I should have repaired the foundation last summer.”—Amy Smith, Upper Rideau Lake, Ont. “I’ve seen things you could never imagine down here.”—Shawn Houghtling, Ahmic Lake, Ont. “You guys never take our holiday card seriously! You didn’t even dress up this year.”—Karina Clark, Bala Park Island, Ont. “They said, ‘Jump,’ and I said, ‘How high?’ Big mistake.”—Julie Dreger, Smoke Lake, Ont. “Look, the stories about me were exaggerated. You will not turn to stone.”—Lisa Commodore, Otonabee River, Ont. “I know you have a good sense of direction, but the earth was different 245 million years ago.”—Caroline Boast, Varty Lake, Ont. “I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to come…
