It starts with worms plucked from compost,a bag of stinky clams leaking over my mother’s fridge.Driving a hook through an eel’s gasping lipsdidn’t go well with my first girlfriend. But I knew what worked.
One night in Key West, I blew half my paycheck on a mermaidI didn’t, don’t know. In the fuzzy morning, shelling out eighty bucksfor a dozen goggle-eyes, I tossed one over my shoulder — Be free!
The bait lady laughed into her bubbling tanks of blue runners,mullet, crab and spiny lobster (yes, lobster)she claimed giant grouper can’t resist.
Desire and cost buzzed under those buggy dock lights,as they did, years later, after two skunked days of fly-fishingwith my fiancé, when she started asking the wrong questionsabout fishing.
Pretending to check her streamer, I tipped itwith a…